Cracked star trek 2009

Abrams brought us in 2009 should not be considered canon or even a part of the franchise. It is the first installment in the star trek film series, and stars the cast of the original television series. Explore strange new worlds with a dvd game thats filled with clips, trivia questions, and puzzlers from all the star trek series and movies. This idea popped into my head whilst rewatching star trek. V series more films to come im sure, the majority of the film is an introduction of the key characters. Whether you love or hate the 2009 star trek film, you have. Jims mask is cracked and, admittedly, hes panicking.

Large chunks of the lost creators star trek origins story are highly illogical but, with this loving reinvention, the franchise has emerged shiny and new 2. Star trek presents us with a glittering, hopeful future full of worldwide peace and cooperation, scientific achievement, and universal discovery. It had been over a decade since the last film based on the original series, and star trek. Why the star trek universe is secretly horrifying after. May 07, 2009 large chunks of the lost creators star trek origins story are highly illogical but, with this loving reinvention, the franchise has emerged shiny and new 2. The movie release was early in may, so this will probably be as high as this volume gets. Plenty star trek super fans stand by the notion that the rebootedreimagination that j. In the film, set in the 2270s, a mysterious and immensely powerful alien cloud. Star trek is the trivia game that boldly goes where no one has gone before. Its a utopian society wherein all races black, white, human, or alien and genders male, female, or alienwithboobs are considered equal.

Star trek 2009 aboard the uss enterprise, the mostsophisticated starship ever built, a novice crew embarks on its maiden voyage. The fate of the galaxy rests in the hands of bitter rivals. Why the star trek universe is secretly horrifying after hours. Star trek s second weekend of release on the international chart was not as strong as it was domestically as it dropped 44% to 20.

Watch first season of crackeds star trek satire starship icarus. Set after the events of star trek into darkness, captain james t. Kirk and the crew of the uss enterprise encounter a deadly new alien species unlike anything the federation has met before. The secret recipe for making a star trek movie work. The norwegian jade pulled into port in roatan this morning, and many, even most of the 2300 fans on board spent the day on the beach andor enjoying a variety of excursions.

We start out with the first article i pitched, explaining about some awesome star trek stuff out there that may have been overlooked by most. Whether you love or hate the 2009 star trek film, you have to. Which, okay fine, he took a few hits to the head, but come on. When pike first met jim in the bar, he missed so much while speaking to him. Since around 1971, when i was first bitten by the star trek bug, i have been collecting all sorts of items for my scrapbooks. May 09, 2009 star trek was a humane, liberal show, dealing with social and ethical issues as the uss enterprise voyaged through space confronting different cultures and the moral conundrums they presented. As its the first film, based on the origional 196070s star trek t. It is the eleventh film in the star trek film franchise, and is also a reboot that features the main characters of the original star trek television series portrayed by a new cast, as the first in the rebooted film series. During the game, you research a previously strange region of the galaxy, known as the trench, in seek for a young home for the. As a huge star trek fan, actor and comedian eddie murphy was understandably jazzed at the prospect of starring alongside kirk and spock in one of the trek films. Continuing the fourth and fifth seasons of the original series, we film the untold stories of the u. I hope you join me often on this fun and nostalgic look.

Khan fighting to preserve his empire as the eugenics wars lay waste to the planet. As fiery instinct clashes with calm reason, their unlikely but powerful partnership is the only thing capable of leading their crew through unimaginable danger, boldly going where no. The voyage home, murphy was slated for a sidekick role in the portions of the film that take place in modernday san francisco. The mirror, cracked follows up on last years hugely successful strange new worlds photonovel by byrne. This whole internet thing is all just an inane cycle of grifts. One, james kirk, is a delinquent, thrillseeking iowa farm boy.

The mirror, crackedspotlight is by john byrne, who serves as writer, artist and photo manipulator. This actionpacked star trek game is based in the continuity set up in the 2009 reboot of gene roddenberrys classic series by j. Not unlike the sexy scottish ghost planet where beverly crusher is from, the future of the star trek film series is foggy. The folks at the cracked studios have a brand new comedy webseries which is inspired by star trek, taking you to life below decks on starship icarus.

Star trek the reboot 2009 has completely changed my view, you dont have to be a trekkie to enjoy this film, it is spectacular from start to finish and in certain parts awe inspiring. Enterprise is an object lesson in how the first starfleet captain was an absolute failure. Australia, brazil, canada, france, germany, india, italy, mexico, spain, united kingdom, united states. The 2009 version of star trek was both a prequel and a reboot and brought new life and a new audience including me to the scifi franchise. Bridge crew is mark in the cinematic universe based on the pop sciencefiction tv series. The other, spock, a vulcan, was raised in a logicbased society that rejects all emotion. Every star trek movie ranked from worst to best aug 01, 2017 star trek movies original release dates. After the 2009 reboot hinted at a promising return, the sequel was a tangled ball of unnecessary twists and 911 trutherism.

Vague, inspirational quotes over eyegasmic visuals. With star trek out on dvd today, were reminded of the awkward insertion of the beastie boys sabotage into the 24th century. Their path takes them on a collision course with nero eric bana. Watch first season of crackeds star trek satire starship. With chris pine, zachary quinto, simon pegg, leonard nimoy. A romulan ambassador tvon seeking to make peace with dark memories and a past he. The new star trek movie has been adapted as a novel, but it is also adapted as a trading card set from rittenhouse. A spaceflight simulator gamey highlydeveloped mainly for virtual reality headsets by ubisoft ruddy storm, v known for many litigate games based on tom clancys works. Star trek is a 2009 american science fiction action film directed by j. She stays with him because hes rich so everyone gets everything they deserve.

Enterprise, captain kirk, and his crew with the intention of filling in the missing years of the original five year. Heres a 10 000 views special of some sort, i have to say thats a milestone i didnt expect to hit when i first started this channel, so thank you all songs used. Starting around dinner time, though, the star trek once again kicked into high gear. But was it as random as it seemed, or just returning an overdue rap. That said, by 2009 we had entered an age where studios had cracked the genome of mesmerizing trailers, especially for action movies. Star trek was a humane, liberal show, dealing with social and ethical issues as the uss enterprise voyaged through space confronting. This was made possible by that regeneration juju and stuff. Its a small breach, but jim knowsbecause hes done simulations of this kind of thingthat the battle between the pressure remaining in the suit versus the pressure pounding against it will not last long. And in early versions of the script for star trek iv. And regardless wether you are a sci fi junkie or not you will still enjoy this thrill ride of a movie if epic action packed blockbusters are your thing. I hope you join me often on this fun and nostalgic look back, as i share them with you, one at a time. Abrams con chris pine, zachary quinto, eric bana, simon pegg. And, lastly, theres an allnew photonovel story set in the mirror universe.

I enjoy the franchise, and although i am not down with all the star trek lore, i found this new star trek film to be fun to watch. The score was recorded in october 2008 since the film was originally scheduled to be released the following december. We started with star trek and now they have returned. The ones in the movie fire bolts of energy, like in star wars. Abrams and written by roberto orci and alex kurtzman. But the new star trek movie shows that the united federation of planets has a. The folks at the cracked studios have a brand new comedy webseries which is inspired by star trek, taking you to life below decks on. The star trek video game offers a sweeping journey of epic proportions across unexplored planets and enemy battleships with the latest 23rd century weapons and gear. Twentythird century warfare isnt all its cracked up to be. The next generation, the cast of which would also pump out a slew of mediocre sequels. This is my very first crack video and i really wanted to make one because ive seen all star trek cracks and i needed more xd anyways.

Phase ii is an awardwinning independent webseries that produces new episodes of classic star trek. Kirk tries to live up to his fathers legacy with mr. While i think the star trek 2009 movie was pretty cool looking, its storyline wreaks total havoc with all the existing post original series content i know that gene roddenberry was very strict about what was considered canon in the past, basically anything he didnt like well like the animated series. The motion picture is a 1979 american science fiction film directed by robert wise and based on the television series star trek created by gene roddenberry, who also served as its producer. He dresses up like kirk, makes his kids talk in starfleet terms and has his wife shave her head. Gene roddenberry, harve bennett, leonard nimoy, rick berman, j. Spock keeping him in check as a vengeful romulan from the future creates black holes to destroy the federation one planet at a time.